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  <updated>2009-08-04T00:01:02-04:00</updated>
  <entry>
    <title>New Jerk Dictionary: Antidisintermeditationism</title>
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    <published>2009-12-16T08:37:33-05:00</published>
    <updated>2009-12-16T08:37:33-05:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
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    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk dictionary defines antidisintermeditationism (adverb) as taking a stand against removing the middleman and brokers who add value and expertise to the supply chain.  While fdirect service delivery is often noted for being cheaper and more &quot;efficient&quot; by supply-side fops,  disintermediation is most often a cover for hiding producer weakness and allowing the shifting of sub-standard goods.</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk dictionary defines antidisintermeditationism (adverb) as taking a stand against removing the middleman and brokers who add value and expertise to the supply chain.  While fdirect service delivery is often noted for being cheaper and more &quot;efficient&quot; by supply-side fops,  disintermediation is most often a cover for hiding producer weakness and allowing the shifting of sub-standard goods.</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Garden goings-on</title>
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    <published>2009-11-22T21:33:21-05:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-11T10:55:16-05:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Arkansas Journal" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>It was a busy day in the garden, despite a morning devoted to Thanksgiving potluck for church.  When we were coming out of Fern's house after dropping off her meal, Diana circled the large Nopale bush in the front yard of the complex.  A pad had fallen off, and before we could scoop it up, the owner came out and offered up the berries and some pads.  So we ended up with a loose pad, a branch, and a whole stem with a single root dangling down.  </p>
<p>The nopale pads we planted along the driveway, filling in a gap between the fig tree and the horseradish.  It was a dream fulfilled for Diana, who loved the large plant and drooled over it every time we went past it.  </p>
<p>The fruit I am planning to singe with a Sterno campsite burner we bought after the big ice storm.  I am pretty sure you need the prickles off before you stick it in your mouth.  </p>
<p>Originally we had planned to dig some holes for the coming shipment from Starks, so I set out to dig another hole for an Sharpblue blueberry on the southwest side of the house.  This is a boggy spot where the other blueberries grow the best.  </p>
<p>Then after that I drilled out a good size (4 gallons maybe) hole behind the the propane tank where a Issai hardy kiwi will go.  What I am thinking as the kiwi grows out I can clear the hedgerow for a trellis, running east to west.  I expect the plant, if it survives our strange winter weather, to range maybe 20-30 feet.  </p>
<p>I started clearing out a good-sized spot behind the tank, and whacked out a good bit of forsythia and honeysuckle, the twin demons of American gardens gone wild.  Machetes and mattocks were the order of the day.  I also moved a stake from a failed red raspberry planting to where one had come up again after getting squished under the falling pine tree.  </p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>It was a busy day in the garden, despite a morning devoted to Thanksgiving potluck for church.  When we were coming out of Fern's house after dropping off her meal, Diana circled the large Nopale bush in the front yard of the complex.  A pad had fallen off, and before we could scoop it up, the owner came out and offered up the berries and some pads.  So we ended up with a loose pad, a branch, and a whole stem with a single root dangling down.  </p>
<p>The nopale pads we planted along the driveway, filling in a gap between the fig tree and the horseradish.  It was a dream fulfilled for Diana, who loved the large plant and drooled over it every time we went past it.  </p>
<p>The fruit I am planning to singe with a Sterno campsite burner we bought after the big ice storm.  I am pretty sure you need the prickles off before you stick it in your mouth.  </p>
<p>Originally we had planned to dig some holes for the coming shipment from Starks, so I set out to dig another hole for an Sharpblue blueberry on the southwest side of the house.  This is a boggy spot where the other blueberries grow the best.  </p>
<p>Then after that I drilled out a good size (4 gallons maybe) hole behind the the propane tank where a Issai hardy kiwi will go.  What I am thinking as the kiwi grows out I can clear the hedgerow for a trellis, running east to west.  I expect the plant, if it survives our strange winter weather, to range maybe 20-30 feet.  </p>
<p>I started clearing out a good-sized spot behind the tank, and whacked out a good bit of forsythia and honeysuckle, the twin demons of American gardens gone wild.  Machetes and mattocks were the order of the day.  I also moved a stake from a failed red raspberry planting to where one had come up again after getting squished under the falling pine tree.  </p>
<p>The ice storm of last January set the planting back, since all the clearing we had to do was multiplied by an order of magnitude. I had wanted to have the hawthorne pruned down to a sane 20 fet and have the hedgerow cleared by the end of the season, but here it is going on Thanksgiving week and the work is undone.  Everyone was set back by that disaster.</p>
<p>Diana mentioned that our hawthorne tree had fizzled out this year.  The fruit set, and then mostly all of it was immediately blasted.  I  resolved to do at least something on the hawthorne.  It looked like a<br />
sad bundle of twigs with a few dead leaves pinwheeling in the wind.  So<br />
I grabbed the loppers, a folding saw, and a ladder, ready to tame the thorny thicket of leaders, wild stems, and suckers.</p>
<p>There is only one way to prune a hawthorne: slowly and carefully.  The young branches sport mighty thorns - one left a hole in my knee last year and I have great respect for them.  I managed to cut down or lop out  four rogue stems and hundreds of suckers.  And I even found a few stray fruit clinging desperately to the branche, rock-hard unripe yet nicely intact.  They will have to blett or cure indoors for a good long time until they soften and release their sweetness and flavor.</p>
<p>It was dark when Diana came to drag me in.  I hung in as long as I could to the fading light from the sky, wrapped around thorny branches as I stood on top of the aluminum ladder.  There are still a couple stray leaders to come out, and plenty more suckers, for another day.  Now is the time to lick my scratches.</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Maxims for populist survival</title>
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    <published>2009-10-16T22:09:33-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-10-16T22:09:33-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>How to Survive Popular Wisdom </p>
<p>If it is a &quot;Movement,&quot; then it is probably wrong.  Movements should be limited to plate tectonics and bowels. </p>
<p>If it is something that most people view as crazy and impractical, then it is probably right.  Most folks see the right thing as unpleasant and tiresome. </p>
<p>If it is something  radically new and different, then it is probably not a good idea.  Finding the value of new ideas takes time, and like asbestos and bloodletting, may take longer than you have to discover the drawbacks.</p>
<p>It is always easier to make better the good than remedy the evil.  Let natural selection be your judge.</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>How to Survive Popular Wisdom </p>
<p>If it is a &quot;Movement,&quot; then it is probably wrong.  Movements should be limited to plate tectonics and bowels. </p>
<p>If it is something that most people view as crazy and impractical, then it is probably right.  Most folks see the right thing as unpleasant and tiresome. </p>
<p>If it is something  radically new and different, then it is probably not a good idea.  Finding the value of new ideas takes time, and like asbestos and bloodletting, may take longer than you have to discover the drawbacks.</p>
<p>It is always easier to make better the good than remedy the evil.  Let natural selection be your judge.</p>
    ]]></content>
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  <entry>
    <title>Dear Secretary</title>
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    <published>2009-10-14T22:41:36-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-10-14T22:41:36-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dear Secretary Vilsak:</p>
<p>As a member of a rural farm community, please support the small farmers.  We need more fresh fruits and vegetables, not more cattle ranches. Please push for parity for the fresh market with animal agriculture. </p>
<p>Respectfully,</p>
<p>Jim Wiegand</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dear Secretary Vilsak:</p>
<p>As a member of a rural farm community, please support the small farmers.  We need more fresh fruits and vegetables, not more cattle ranches. Please push for parity for the fresh market with animal agriculture. </p>
<p>Respectfully,</p>
<p>Jim Wiegand</p>
    ]]></content>
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  <entry>
    <title></title>
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    <published>1969-12-31T19:00:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>1969-12-31T19:00:00-05:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Anonymous</name>
    </author>
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>n/a</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[n/a    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The sound body is the product of a sound mind.</title>
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    <published>2009-10-07T10:11:46-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-10-07T10:11:46-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>&quot;The sound body is the product of a sound mind.&quot;</p>
<p> -- George Bernard Shaw</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>&quot;The sound body is the product of a sound mind.&quot;</p>
<p> -- George Bernard Shaw</p>
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dead last in veg race</title>
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    <published>2009-09-30T00:01:01-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-09-30T00:01:01-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>High school students in <a href="http://www.fox16.com/content/news/health/story/Students-not-getting-enough-fruits-and-veggies/WxUagYP7rEas3f-D6AXBFw.cspx" target="_blank">Arkansas eat fewer fewer fruits and vegetables</a> than students in any other state.  This is not surprising in a state where a vegetable is something cooked in the bottom of a roasting pan and left on the plate after the meal is over, and a fruit is something used to decorate the far end of a dessert buffet.  </p>
<p>It makes me shudder to think of where half these kids will end up in thirty or thirty-five years.  Already I am seeing the middle-age gap, where on one side you have folks dying in their forties and fifties, and on the other side you have old folks in their late seventies and eighties who had no choice but to eat their vegetables growing up.</p>
<p>Soon, a decent lifespan will  come to mean making it past 50.  Again.</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>High school students in <a href="http://www.fox16.com/content/news/health/story/Students-not-getting-enough-fruits-and-veggies/WxUagYP7rEas3f-D6AXBFw.cspx" target="_blank">Arkansas eat fewer fewer fruits and vegetables</a> than students in any other state.  This is not surprising in a state where a vegetable is something cooked in the bottom of a roasting pan and left on the plate after the meal is over, and a fruit is something used to decorate the far end of a dessert buffet.  </p>
<p>It makes me shudder to think of where half these kids will end up in thirty or thirty-five years.  Already I am seeing the middle-age gap, where on one side you have folks dying in their forties and fifties, and on the other side you have old folks in their late seventies and eighties who had no choice but to eat their vegetables growing up.</p>
<p>Soon, a decent lifespan will  come to mean making it past 50.  Again.</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Senator Lincoln&#039;s vote against the public options</title>
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    <published>2009-09-29T17:57:41-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-09-29T17:58:59-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dear Senator Lincoln,</p>
<p>I am writing today to express my disappointment with your vote today on the public options to health care reform.  This does not reflect well on America, that we can spend more per capita on direct public care and care for public sector employees than Canada and still not get medical care right.</p>
<p>It is even more discouraging to consider that health care is getting worse for us. This year we rank 37th among nations, down from 32nd. We are clearly in a bad place and are still heading in the _wrong_ direction.</p>
<p>It does not appear that your position is representative of the popular will or the common need.  I would encourage you to make some creative contribution to a solution, rather than appear as a roadblock.</p>
<p>This vote is certainly a disappointment, and one that I will remember every time I write out a check for my health care.  I work for a company too small for group coverage, and so end up paying directly for public coverage, without the benefits which you enjoy as a member of the most senior legislature in the land.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Jim Wiegand</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Dear Senator Lincoln,</p>
<p>I am writing today to express my disappointment with your vote today on the public options to health care reform.  This does not reflect well on America, that we can spend more per capita on direct public care and care for public sector employees than Canada and still not get medical care right.</p>
<p>It is even more discouraging to consider that health care is getting worse for us. This year we rank 37th among nations, down from 32nd. We are clearly in a bad place and are still heading in the _wrong_ direction.</p>
<p>It does not appear that your position is representative of the popular will or the common need.  I would encourage you to make some creative contribution to a solution, rather than appear as a roadblock.</p>
<p>This vote is certainly a disappointment, and one that I will remember every time I write out a check for my health care.  I work for a company too small for group coverage, and so end up paying directly for public coverage, without the benefits which you enjoy as a member of the most senior legislature in the land.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Jim Wiegand</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Jerk Dictionary: politics</title>
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    <published>2009-09-23T00:01:01-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-09-23T00:01:01-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk Dictionary defines &quot;politics&quot; as what politicians used to do before they became industry spokespeople.  Also commonly used as a slur against people who think too much and are bad for business.  The old meaning referring to partisan discourse to reach a common compromise has been abandoned since the 1980's (U.S.; other countries vary).</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk Dictionary defines &quot;politics&quot; as what politicians used to do before they became industry spokespeople.  Also commonly used as a slur against people who think too much and are bad for business.  The old meaning referring to partisan discourse to reach a common compromise has been abandoned since the 1980's (U.S.; other countries vary).</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Test IP blocks</title>
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    <published>2009-09-22T11:55:36-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-09-22T11:55:36-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Software" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Jason Schiller wrote in ARIN-DISCUSS:</p>
<p>&gt; The IETF has recently passed draft-iana-rfc3330bis-08. This draft<br />
&gt; documents the fact that the following address ranges have been reserved<br />
&gt; for documentation:</p>
<p>&gt; - <a href="http://192.0.2.0/24" target="_blank">192.0.2.0/24</a> (TEST-NET-1)<br />
&gt; - <a href="http://198.51.100.0/24" target="_blank">198.51.100.0/24</a> (TEST-NET-2)<br />
&gt; - <a href="http://203.0.113.0/24" target="_blank">203.0.113.0/24</a> (TEST-NET-3)</p>
<p>This seems like the perfect set of networks when you run out of other options, or need to get that latest wireless config tested! I haven't been this excited since my first NAT implementation.</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Jason Schiller wrote in ARIN-DISCUSS:</p>
<p>&gt; The IETF has recently passed draft-iana-rfc3330bis-08. This draft<br />
&gt; documents the fact that the following address ranges have been reserved<br />
&gt; for documentation:</p>
<p>&gt; - <a href="http://192.0.2.0/24" target="_blank">192.0.2.0/24</a> (TEST-NET-1)<br />
&gt; - <a href="http://198.51.100.0/24" target="_blank">198.51.100.0/24</a> (TEST-NET-2)<br />
&gt; - <a href="http://203.0.113.0/24" target="_blank">203.0.113.0/24</a> (TEST-NET-3)</p>
<p>This seems like the perfect set of networks when you run out of other options, or need to get that latest wireless config tested! I haven't been this excited since my first NAT implementation.</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Twin evils rule the world of commerce</title>
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    <id>http://www.netzingers.com/content/twin-evils-rule-world-commerce</id>
    <published>2009-09-21T13:28:39-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-09-21T13:28:39-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>All commerce is based on inequality.  Some imbalance is needed for the maintenance of order.  Excess inequality is inequity, which is lack of access to information and resources taken to the extreme.  These are the evils that drive the hammer and and anvil of the bubble economy. </p>
<p> &quot;This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of<br />
their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see<br />
that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.&quot;--- Dickens,<br />
A Christmas Carol</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>All commerce is based on inequality.  Some imbalance is needed for the maintenance of order.  Excess inequality is inequity, which is lack of access to information and resources taken to the extreme.  These are the evils that drive the hammer and and anvil of the bubble economy. </p>
<p> &quot;This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of<br />
their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see<br />
that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.&quot;--- Dickens,<br />
A Christmas Carol</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dear Senator Lincoln</title>
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    <id>http://www.netzingers.com/content/dear-senator-lincoln</id>
    <published>2009-09-17T08:17:15-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-09-17T08:17:15-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>RE: Arkansas Nutrition Advisory Committee</p>
<p>Dear Senator Lincoln,</p>
<p>Congratulations on your appointment as Chairman of the Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition and Forestry.  I am writing you because I am interested in joining my Arkansas Nutrition Advisory Committee.</p>
<p>I have battled weight problems all my life, and am a member of the Miriam Hospital Weight Control Registry.  As an involved and informed constituent, I wish to encourage you to consider the needs and best interests of the public.  Too often, I find that agricultural marketing decisions are made with out consideration of the ultimate cost to the public.  Today, we have more obesity and malnutrition than ever before, a disparity that is growing despite the abundance of food.  Too many times in the past, we have considered profit over public good, leading us to the current health care crisis.<br />
This view is a minority amongst the proponents of strong market benefits, and I respectfully submit that the representation of such views has to be included.  I would gladly speak to the shrinking role of fresh fruits and vegetables in the American diet, how whole grains and unprocessed foods are vanishing, and how every step up the production value chain leaves another layer of American society stranded in a food desert, rural or urban, where they suffer from excess weight and lifestyle disease.<br />
Please at least consider lessening the suffering of your fellow Americans by subsidizing the delivery of fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains and legumes, in accordance with existing subsidies for other commodities.  The science has moved beyond the marketing rules of the 1960's, and it is in your hands to help stem the coming health crisis of the next generation.</p>
<p>Respectfully yours,<br />
James Wiegand</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>RE: Arkansas Nutrition Advisory Committee</p>
<p>Dear Senator Lincoln,</p>
<p>Congratulations on your appointment as Chairman of the Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition and Forestry.  I am writing you because I am interested in joining my Arkansas Nutrition Advisory Committee.</p>
<p>I have battled weight problems all my life, and am a member of the Miriam Hospital Weight Control Registry.  As an involved and informed constituent, I wish to encourage you to consider the needs and best interests of the public.  Too often, I find that agricultural marketing decisions are made with out consideration of the ultimate cost to the public.  Today, we have more obesity and malnutrition than ever before, a disparity that is growing despite the abundance of food.  Too many times in the past, we have considered profit over public good, leading us to the current health care crisis.<br />
This view is a minority amongst the proponents of strong market benefits, and I respectfully submit that the representation of such views has to be included.  I would gladly speak to the shrinking role of fresh fruits and vegetables in the American diet, how whole grains and unprocessed foods are vanishing, and how every step up the production value chain leaves another layer of American society stranded in a food desert, rural or urban, where they suffer from excess weight and lifestyle disease.<br />
Please at least consider lessening the suffering of your fellow Americans by subsidizing the delivery of fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains and legumes, in accordance with existing subsidies for other commodities.  The science has moved beyond the marketing rules of the 1960's, and it is in your hands to help stem the coming health crisis of the next generation.</p>
<p>Respectfully yours,<br />
James Wiegand</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Jerk Dictionary: Rationalization</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.netzingers.com/content/new-jerk-dictionary-rationalization" />
    <id>http://www.netzingers.com/content/new-jerk-dictionary-rationalization</id>
    <published>2009-08-19T00:01:01-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-08-19T00:01:01-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk Dictionary defines rationalization (noun) as: The act of applying logic to come to an incorrect answer, usually for money or personal satisfaction.  Most commonly practiced by the adults in the room.</p>
    ]]></summary>
    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk Dictionary defines rationalization (noun) as: The act of applying logic to come to an incorrect answer, usually for money or personal satisfaction.  Most commonly practiced by the adults in the room.</p>
    ]]></content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Balzer Diet</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.netzingers.com/content/the-balzer-diet" />
    <id>http://www.netzingers.com/content/the-balzer-diet</id>
    <published>2009-08-06T00:01:01-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-08-06T00:01:01-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>“[...] I have the diet for you. It’s short, and it’s simple. Here’s my diet plan: Cook it yourself. That’s it. Eat anything you want — just as long as you’re willing to cook it yourself.” - Harry Balzer, quoted in a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/02/magazine/02cooking-t.html?pagewanted=all">recent Michael Pollan article</a>.</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>“[...] I have the diet for you. It’s short, and it’s simple. Here’s my diet plan: Cook it yourself. That’s it. Eat anything you want — just as long as you’re willing to cook it yourself.” - Harry Balzer, quoted in a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/02/magazine/02cooking-t.html?pagewanted=all">recent Michael Pollan article</a>.</p>
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Jerk Dictionary: Genetically Modified Organism</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.netzingers.com/content/new-jerk-dictionary-genetically-modified-organism" />
    <id>http://www.netzingers.com/content/new-jerk-dictionary-genetically-modified-organism</id>
    <published>2009-08-04T00:01:02-04:00</published>
    <updated>2009-08-04T00:01:02-04:00</updated>
    <author>
      <name>jim</name>
    </author>
    <category term="Daily Zinger" />
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk Dictionary defines Genetically Modified Organism (GMO; noun) as &quot;The living product of meddling with the genome in a process akin to a young child removing the back of a television and re-arranging wires according to their color. This industrial process is often sold as altruism, commonly known as blowing smoke up one's anus.&quot;</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>The New Jerk Dictionary defines Genetically Modified Organism (GMO; noun) as &quot;The living product of meddling with the genome in a process akin to a young child removing the back of a television and re-arranging wires according to their color. This industrial process is often sold as altruism, commonly known as blowing smoke up one's anus.&quot;</p>
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