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Pet names
Pet names
Current animals
- Contessa Romanova Dogovonovich - Lab/Sheperd mix, the Big Lady with the tiny feet.
- Momo "Binky" Jackson - black cat, former gangster boss. Retired after being wounded in a shootout.
- Sprite - tiger stripe/whie cat, the fastest thing on four feet.
- Maud'dib - grey cat, named after the mouse shadow on the third moon. Also Lord of the Known Universe.
- Sir Guy Pettendown - another tiger stripe/white cat, former RAF commander, daredevil and secret agent.
Former Pets
- Perl - She was the old lady of the house, a pit bull gone mostly gray. Prone to barking at shadows in the middle of the night.